The inescapable conclusion of the human condition has been a subject of analysis and commentary by all manner of philosophers and Philistines. Now the porcine pundits weigh in.
All beasts, they hunger, and eat, and die,
and so do we, and the world ‘s a sty.
So hush, fellow swine, why nuzzle and cry?
Swinehood hath no remedy.
the Porcine Oracle