A Trespass of Swine

the Porkopolis blog

Considerations of humanity and hogritude, because an insufficiency of pigs is one of the great faults of all that the gods have made manifest to man.

The arbitrary scrutiny of our circumstances

An old boar offers a toast to the circumstances of his life and all the blame and credit he has received.

Arbitrary scrutiny of circumstances

As a piglet, I was often blamed for crimes I never committed. Now as an accomplished and mature boar, I have begun to receive credit for virtues I do not, nor ever did, possess.

And so, my friends, I propose a toast: to the arbitrary scrutiny of our own circumstances… Hear, hear!!

the Porcine Oracle

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