Noël Coward
Any Part of Piggy
- Any part of the piggy
- Is quite alright with me.
- Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma
- Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama
- Ham from Virginia, ham from York,
- Trotters, sausages, hot roast pork.
- Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on
- Bacon with or without the rind on
- Though humanitarian
- I'm not a vegetarian.
- I'm neither a crank nor prude nor prig
- And though it may sound infra dig
- Any part of the darling pig
- Is perfectly fine by me.
Not Yet the Dodo. Doubleday, 1968.