About Pythia and the Porcine Oracle:
In a cave on the north shore of the Ohio River, just up stream from Cincinnati, is the Fourth Pig's House. Here resides the Porcine Oracle.
Pythia, the daughter of a local swineherd, is the Oracle's muse and also the medium through which he speaks. Every morning she kneels before the Oracle and entices him to offer up some daily words of guidance and wisdom.
The Porcine Oracle gives Pythia a new, pigcentric and thought-provoking prognostication every day. Each of us must then weigh the Oracle's words and decide their meaning based on our personal interpretation and their presumed expedience.