As this earth becomes ever a more common kitchen... The pig shall remain the flesh of encircling joy that all want to beget and bind to their own liking.

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You we're searching for a recipe for Bacon Wrapped Water Chestnuts, but you arrived here some how.

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A pig's life usually consists of a small collection of events, the last of which decisively changes the meaning of the whole. This is because the events in a pig's life are arranged in an order that is not chronological but rather corresponds to a proportion and provision.

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In early September I started to hear people whispering about the return of PSL's - Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Speaking in hushed reverence, they praised the beginning of another season of the reign of ridiculous pumpkin spiced products. I tried to ignore the whispers of these addicts. September is, after all, but a gateway to Fall. It is the month when the sane among us try to hang on to the last vestiges of summer.

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O lardpig, thy life is the heirloom of all the swine that once wallowed in these muse-haunted environs. You are like us all in the winds of eternity, more light as a leaf than important as lard.

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