Bacon Janes

Bacon Janes

Artist Jesse Draper has envisioned an entire collection of woman’s shoe designs – like Bacon Janes to the left – that incorporate not just animal leather, but animal shapes.

The Vitruvian Swine

Vitruvian Swine

The Vitruvian Swine is a combination of two familiar and iconic figures in Western culture: the pig and Leonardo da Vinci’s illustration of Vitruvian Man.

Got Milk?

Got Milk?

Here on Wall Street, the Darwinian struggle to hold on to one’s tender loins requires energy and stamina. After a grueling day of hogging the market – a mean feat with cloven appendages – I need to relax with an ice-cold glass of milk.

Laa-Laa’s Pigtail

Laa-Laa’s Pigtail

Laa-Laa’s Pigtail: note the dramatic resemblance of the top of her head to a pig’s butt. The Teletubbies seem to be more than your average playfully self-sufficient, technological babies.