A Trespass of Swine

the Porkopolis blog

Considerations of humanity and hogritude, because an insufficiency of pigs is one of the great faults of all that the gods have made manifest to man.

Sleep and pigs

Life takes hours of time from us each day for actions and achievements, but we must make our own time for sleep. And we should carefully create and nurture that time. For while sleep may just seem a palliative to the progression of our life, it is also a daily-use curative that is both pleasant and safe to use.

sleep and pigs

Counting sheep again as they jump fences and you stare at the ceiling?… Try counting pigs. Pigs don’t jump, but even the most mediocre pig has never suffered from insomnia. They know about sleep, and they are very compatible with spooning.

the Porcine Oracle


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