Bacon was once a wholesome food
without much associative baggage.
Any pig knows that life means loving complexity and ambiguity, and enjoying the fact that there are no single, absolute choices. But a martyrdom for the sake of man’s love of bacon and the bacon bikini… Hummm, I think we will pass on that one.
the Porcine Oracle
The picture above is as far as Porkopolis will go with Bacon Bikini imagery. But a Google search for “bacon bikini” will immediately sweep you off to the next top model world of bacon haute couture and an NSFW industry of sowbellies, gammons, flanks and loins where even Martha Stewart dabbles now.