A Trespass of Swine

the Porkopolis blog

Considerations of humanity and hogritude, because an insufficiency of pigs is one of the great faults of all that the gods have made manifest to man.

Bacon Bikini

Bacon was once a wholesome food
without much associative baggage.

bikini bacon

Any pig knows that life means loving complexity and ambiguity, and enjoying the fact that there are no single, absolute choices. But a martyrdom for the sake of man’s love of bacon and the bacon bikini… Hummm, I think we will pass on that one.

the Porcine Oracle

The picture above is as far as Porkopolis will go with Bacon Bikini imagery. But a Google search for “bacon bikini” will immediately sweep you off to the next top model world of bacon haute couture and an NSFW industry of sowbellies, gammons, flanks and loins where even Martha Stewart dabbles now.

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