Welcker, Ellen

United States, (b. 1977)

Pigs

  1. They are born in a flood of magma.
  2. They claw their way to the center of the earth.
  3. They don’t know what a blouse is, and they don’t care.
  4. There are seventeen constellations named for their kin.
  5. They coordinate all the Monday briefings.
  6. When they read the wrong books, they return them to libraries with bookmarks still inside.
  7. They have decided not to have piglets.
  8. They’re opposed to the question, “where is the healthiest seat on an airplane?”
  9. They call their mothers.
  10. They call out corrupt politicians.
  11. In fact, they make calls every day.
  12. They are good at advocating for what they want.
  13. They understand the difference between camouflage and communication.
  14. They do not dream of tumors in their flesh.
  15. They don’t reply to spam.
  16. Shovels are modeled after their mouths.
  17. The sound of drilling makes them nauseous.
  18. They use their perceived softness to their advantage.
  19. They can actually make holes in wood with their snouts.
  20. Which tells you something about softness. And persistence.
  21. They never ask for the “good friend discount.”
  22. They do appreciate the “old friend discount.”
  23. They are made of soap, a little plastic, and red dye #5.
  24. They believe putting books on a body is a healing act.
  25. Their memory is 251 million years old.
  26. They experience the world as time-lapse abundance.
  27. They can’t look up.
  28. At night when they are sleeping, wrestlers come.
  29. They don’t use the word “casualty.”
  30. They are excellent listeners.
  31. They don’t mind perpetually wet nostrils.
  32. When they relax, they make two figure fours with their legs.
  33. They never say, “nature is constantly surprising us.”
  34. For they remember the porcine age.
  35. They keep the entire planet in delicate balance.
  36. When they are angry they throw something extremely light, like feathers, or gods.
  37. They’re not sure there’s a big takeaway.
  38. Their ancestors spread fragments of the seven wonders all over the world.
  39. Over centuries they have carried them, in their bifurcated hooves.
  40. Rocks make them feel tender.
  41. They get high on dust motes.
  42. The worst insult is to be told they have “pigeon hands.”
  43. They are often the only ones at the light therapy station.
  44. They never shorten ‘yours’ to ‘yrs.’
  45. What they want is simple.
  46. They have no vestigial organs.

 Ellen Welcker. Electric Literature. The Commuter – Numerous Poetic Facts About Swine Aug. 31, 2020 – Issue No. 131.  https://bozzimedia.com/spokane-coeur-d-alene-living/

Slop
after Major Jackson’s “You, Reader”

  1. So often I think of the men
  2. who tried midnightly to enter
  3. my room or how tidelike
  4. we crawled skyward to ground
  5. the teetering bus, and so often too:
  6. keys in doors, doors wide open, credit cards
  7. on tables in public spaces. Should I be offended
  8. that my phone doesn’t recognize my face
  9. in the morning? Should I throw my clay body
  10. at every tottering night prowler? How I will
  11. the tree’s craw to magick an owl there—
  12. our unblinking communion!—how it is
  13. in my mind, always, but for that one
  14. time. If it’s true that there is only one
  15. notable death, and that is the pig farmer’s,
  16. I’ll speak, yes, you know what’s coming. Already
  17. I have debased myself: the skin of my belly
  18. hangs loose as a sigh, so yes. I see
  19. how this slop unfurls before me: a sea
  20. of nutritious glop and I sing its praises.
  21. I am a mother, after all. Tell me again,
  22. how you ate what I would not, could not;
  23. how your skin burned like mine and I shamed
  24. you for it, buried you beneath an idea
  25. of something delicious that would
  26. finally satisfy me. Take me by handfuls
  27. and lay me down—the whole pudding of me.
  28. It matters not that you won’t eat me, it matters
  29. that you don’t. It was you who made me, one rib
  30. at a time, and me who made you: domestic
  31. and domesticated, both unfit for the wild
  32. life, spewing methane and wallowing
  33. in the puddle we’ve homed.

 Ellen Welcker. Electric Literature. The Commuter – Numerous Poetic Facts About Swine Aug. 31, 2020 – Issue No. 131.  https://bozzimedia.com/spokane-coeur-d-alene-living/

God’s Problem

  1. I began wearing lipstick under my mask, like a pig does. No one knew my mouth was a party, and I guess that proves their point. I guess I have god’s problem. Having made them, now they are useless without me. Like the bobby pin I pull from my hair at the table with the classic country station in the mercantile of bad food halfway between home and three cities glommed together by a freeway cloverleaf. Onions spilt in its ditches. Under my mask, a feeling, a way of orienting toward the world without smiling, as is expected of my kind, whereas my kind, desiring a shovel, makes a shovel of its mouth. Something deeply hidden, like a T-bone around which I am marbled. I was there to take a virtual art tour, and right off the bat she showed us this one, not a special picture she said, just a reminder that pigs are both the most intelligent and the most slaughtered of the domestic animals. We should think about that, she said. And I was. It was around the 16th century that people started calling other people pigs, just as a regular old insult. By the early 1800s, it was more specifically a reference to a cop. In 1874, a slang dictionary published in London noted it was almost exclusively used by thieves to apply to a plain-clothes policeman, or a “nose.” Now, I do have a nose. When I read that people with sensitive constitutions love animals too much, did I feel offended? I did. I drop off this and I drop off that—sunflower starts and art books, I love you notes and postcards. The pigs follow at a casual distance; they’ve jimmied the lock; they’ve let themselves in.

 Ellen Welcker. Spokane CDA Living, Words & Art. October 1, 2020.

About the Poet:

Ellen Welcker, United States, (b. 1977), is a poet, literary events organizer and collaborator with other makers. She received her MFA in poetry from Goddard College in 2010. Welcker lives in Spokane, WA, where she works for the Bagley Wright Lecture Series on Poetry. She also organizes literary events locally for Spark Central and and co-facilitates Scablands Lit, an organization that supports writers in the Inland Northwest.

She is the author of two poetry books Ram Hands (2016), The Botanical Garden (2010), and several chapbooks, including The Pink Tablet (2018). A frequent collaborator with other makers, she and a team of multidisciplinary artists created “The Pink Tablet: A Feral Opera,” a multi-genre live performance, in 2018.

Welcker also has poems recently in Dusie, Willow Springs, Small Po[r]tions and other publicatoins, as well as collected in the chapbooks Mouth That Tastes of Gasoline (2014) and The Urban Lightwing Professionals (2011). [DES-05/22]

 • Biographies here are short. Yet all the poets presented have fascinating lives. And they have created a bountiful trough of treasures beyond these works. Please root on about those you enjoy! I hope you find something informative, meaningful or that provokes your further contemplation.

Additional information:

From the Porkopolis Archive:

  • Read Major Jackson’s ‘YOU, READER’ which Ellen Welcker says was the basis for her ‘Slop’.

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